I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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