I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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