hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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