grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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