I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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