Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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