what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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