help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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