all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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