He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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