All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm gonna have a badass scar
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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