it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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