didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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