her vagina looked like bernie madoff
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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