i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
