I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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