I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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