jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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