just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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