Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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