I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Two words: blizzard sex
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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