just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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