i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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