i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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