Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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