fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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