quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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