Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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