before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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