I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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