You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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