I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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