we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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