I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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