just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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