ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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