Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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