Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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