Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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