If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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