sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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