I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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