i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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