Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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