Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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