so that wasnt chicken after all
If that was your dad, he is hot
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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