Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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