HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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