This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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