bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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