some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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