He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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