the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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