Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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