This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
