i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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